Showing posts with label Mule. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mule. Show all posts

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Well THAT Was Ill-Advised


Ok so maybe that Live(ish) blog wasn't the best idea last night. Sometimes you have to just stick with what works. It was like drawing up an elaborate trick play that looked great on paper, but resulted in a game ending turnover when ran in real life. That and I had no idea Dave would be so lame in such an environment.

That being said, I'm sorry and I'll never do it again I promise.

Looking back at the game though, the Stars came out with more intensity than they have through the first three games. Basically, they played like a team facing elimination which is funny because they ARE a team facing elimination. The disallowed goal on the phantom goaltender interference changed the entire face of the game and the official on the call should be suspended for such a lame attempt at a make up call from three games ago. I have no problem with Homer's goal in game one being disallowed because let's face it, he was sitting in Turco's lap and I mean that quite literally. You could sense the wind being sucked out of the sails on the Red Wings bench when that goal was waved off. Late in the game the Wings couldn't capitalize on their chances and Dallas sent the series into a fifth game. Friday night should be a game that rivals any other in the playoffs to date. Ozzie got that first loss out of the way so he should be relaxed and refocused and back to his "Standing on his head" ways. Mule might be back in the lineup but I still haven't heard for sure. He's got to be chomping at the bit by now to get back on the ice, crack some heads open, and maybe dump a couple goals in, in the process.

In other news...
The Tigers lost again to the Royals which kind of made the throw up in my mouth a little bit. Verlander pitched very well last night, as did Robertson on Tuesday night but for some reason, Royals pitching simply owns the Tigers this year. Both pitchers pitched well enough for wins but when you have scored two runs in two games, you're simply not going to win a lot of games. The good news is, the Tigers are still well within range of making a run at the division. They are 8 games under .500 but only 5 games back of the division leading Indians. The AL is a funny beast this year. The Devil Rays, or as they are now referred to as simply the Rays (rays of sunshine apparently) are in uncharted waters for right now at the top of the AL East with a half game lead on the Red Sox. No surprises in the West as the Angels have a half game lead over the A's. It's early in the year and I'm sure some teams will peter out and others will rely on a Colorado esque resurgence in the second half of the season to surge them into the playoffs (and yes, I'm talking about the Tigers right now).

The Pistons closed out their series with the Magic Tuesday night as pretty much expected. Lately I've been thinking a lot about the Pistons and the way the Celtics are playing on the road at least, I think they could maybe, possibly steal the series by playing well at home but playing amazingly well on the road in Boston for just one night could vault them into the NBA Finals where they would eventually lose in six games against whomever they play against for another silver medal in the Association. Of course, they have to get past the Celtics or Cavs first, which is entirely possible, but not exactly probable.

Blogging will be a challenge for the next couple of weeks as the cable and internet at the Ballard Street Shithole is going to be shut off today at some point. Apparently the roommate in charge of that bill has decided to cancel the rest of the subscription because we're moving out soon and the new billing cycle started today instead of riding it out when we move in a couple of weeks which is totally understandable. Deadliest Catch is my favorite show too but it's all good.

I'll find a way to make it work. It's just what I do. Perhaps some random silliness later on tonight.

Monday, May 5, 2008

If I Could Write a Letter To...


Dear Jim Leyland,
WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?? Your team looked damn near unbeatable last week against the Yankees and was on it's way to .500 and close to the top of the division and then you go to the Goddamned Metrodome and get swept by the Twins. YOU WERE UP 6-0 IN THE FIRST YESTERDAY!!! What happened to having your boys play all 9 innings Jim? Don't you think that it may be time to flip over some tables and pitch a fit? Maybe put some cigarettes out on your arms or something. Hell, anything to inspire this team and wake up the bats. And for the love of Christ Himself TAKE JACQUE JONES OUT OF THE LINEUP!!! Am I the only one that realizes he's Bobby Higginson in disguise? Oh, and Chuck Hernendez (pitching coach) you're not out of this either, just because I'm yelling at Leyland doesn't mean you're exempt. Teach these youngsters how to IMPROVE on what they have and not just rely on God given ability. You're a coach, so COACH! Oh Lloyd McClendon (hitting coach) how in the hell could I have almost forgotten about you? Well, actually since we're second in the league in runs, you're doing ok for now...but I've got my eye on you Lloyd. Oh and one more thing, just get Jacque Jones out of there, tell Dombrowski to trade him back to Minnesota for Craig Monroe...I miss Craig and I'm pretty sure Rod Allen does too.
Angry and Frustrated,
Cole


Dear Kentucky Derby Champion Big Brown,
Congratulations on your victory. It was truly impressive and I can honestly say that I see you winning the Triple Crown this year. But I've said that about every Derby winner since I've started watching and caring about the Derby about 5 years ago. All of them eventually lost and Barbaro was eventually shot. Why'd you have to go and make the girl horse trip and break her ankles? Don't you know how fast those kids would've been? C'mon man, make one for the team!
I know he's just a freakin horse,
Cole

Dear Detroit Pistons,
It's been a week since I've last written you and in that week you've impressed me enough to actually watch your highlights on SportsCenter. I still am yet to watch a playoff game featuring you but I'm sure everything is just looking swell. Maybe after you run through the Magic and play the Celtics I'll start being a fan again. After you lose to the Celtics though, we'll sound the Detroit Pistons Fire Sale alarm and start over from the ground up. Hell, you guys might as well bring back the teal jerseys for a couple of years. And what's this I read about how Flip Saunders might be leaving or there is speculation about it? If someone doesn't want to coach you, you should just let them leave and hire Bobby Knight or Steve Fisher. I heard they are both available.
Still not giving a rat's ass but kind of warming up,
Cole

Dear MLS/WNBA/John Mayer,
That's enough! You were all novel ideas and now it's time to call it good and quit thinking that people still (or in the WNBA's case, ever) care about you. Hang up the cleats, scrunchies, or guitar and go retire somewhere.
Go Bull Dykes!
Cole


Dear Marty Turco (Dallas Stars' netminder, UM Grad and national champion)
Welcome back to Michigan Marty! Nice job last night with that quadruple overtime win. I love the work you've done over the years but I'm just going to have to say that for the next ten days or so...I hate your guts. And pass that along to Brendan Morrow, Mike Modano, and Sergei Zubov. Thursday can't come soon enough.
HERE COMES THE MULE!!
Cole

Dear Cinco de Mayo,
I realize the cultural significance, but you're just a poor man's Me.
Signed,
Saint Patrick's Day

Dear Anonymous Commenters,
Make up some cool nicknames or something. It's not that hard to do and I know you're smart enough to do it.
Love,
Cole