The World's Greatest Chants

After a 16 ounce Red Bull and a 24 oz Speedway Coffee, a guy can get some pretty crazy ideas.

This is one of those ideas.

One of my favorite things in all of sport is the Chant. After much discussion this morning with Patterson and McLovin (AKA Jake the DFO) I've decided that the love of the chant must be split into categories and shared with the world.

We'll start with one of my favorites, the "X Team Sucks" Chant. This chant can be used at any sporting event provided your team is not team X and that your team is in the process of beating Team X's ass. One exception is a "Team Z" chant in which Team X and Team Y both equally hate Team Z.







Next we will examine the great College Hockey Chants. College Hockey Chants are usually yelled out in small arenas that tend to be really loud. College hockey fans are typically drunken students who like to combine the violence of hockey with the fun of yelling random shit with a bunch of other drunks. I like to believe that college hockey fans are America's version of the soccer hooligan.







It is well documented that I hate soccer. But soccer chants are just like college hockey chants except there's no real words. Just really loud drunken humming.




The "School Spirit" Chant. It's pretty self explanatory.








The "Totally Unecessary, but Completely Relevant Cursing" Chant. Hated by the administration, loved, adored, and cherished by the student population. Very controversial but deep down, enjoyed by everyone except the fanatical Christian front.








And finally, my personal favorite the, "Hey! You Suck!" Chant. This is the kind of chant that you can hum to yourself while walking around the office or through the hallways of your school. It always brings a smile to my face. Can even be done A Capella.







There. That ought to help you kill some time.