Random Thoughts of Randomness...

Brian Bellows, Barry Zito, Shaq looks funny in the face area, and Roger Clemens loves him some country music.

We'll just go right down the list with Brian Bellows being heckled mercilessly by Keven Stevens and Brian Trottier in the 1991(ish?) Stanley Cup Finals. Harsh language in the video but I'm sure most of you aren't too prudish to enjoy some swearing and sexual slurs. Thanks to Deadspin about two years ago for the video. OLD TIME HOCKEY!!


That should pretty much set the tone there. In other news, Shaq looks like he's played in the wrong Olympics and you know what kind I'm talking about. This is no new development here, he's always looked weird to me. Nice job with that trade there Phoenix, have fun playing golf or whatever NBA guys do in the offseason.


In San Francisco, the mighty have fallen, and they have fallen mighty hard. Barry Zito has been reduced to bullpen duties for the Giants after a horrendous start with zero wins in his first six starts. This is troubling news for me in particular because I've always been a big Zito guy. 120 million dollars for a bullpen guy who is not a closer. Yikes. I really think that he's suffering from a condition known as "dead arm" and should take probably an entire year off just to find the stuff that made him one of the league's priemere pitchers early on. I wish him the best.

Also in the news today, Roger Clemens loves country music and hooking up with female country music singers with self esteem and daddy issues. Well, he allegedly loves country music and hooking up with female country music singers with self esteem and daddy issues. What a mess he's in now. I don't understand why these guys don't just own up to taking a little bit of the juice back when it was generally frowned upon instead of career death sentence worthy. Way to go Roger.

MUCH more to come in the very near future...